VENUE:

Japanese Restaurant somewhere in KL

SCENE 1:

My friends and I placed our orders. Mine was Chicken Teriyaki Set, Ebiko & Tempura Set.

A lady in her late 30s entered with her son. Dressed in the ala 1960s dress with large flower prints, she was seated next to our table, like a foot away.

SCENE 2

My tempura set arrived. The woman turned her head to look at the food. She then stared at me. My ebiko arrived. She turned her head and stared at my food again, before staring at me.
WTF?

SCENE 3

My friends got all their orders but mine… Waitress approached the lady with a tray on her hand.

“Chicken Terriyaki Set?”
“Yes! Yes!”

5 minutes later, another waitress with a tray in her hand approached the lady again.

“Ginger Chicken Set?”

The woman looked puzzled. Another waitress approached and she looked surprised.

“You sent the wrong order!” I overheard they said.

I began to get restless so I asked the waitress for my Chicken Terriyaki Set.

“I’m sorry, the waitress sent yours to the woman next table. Would you like to have this Ginger Chicken instead?”
“NO! I ordered for Chicken Terriyaki Set.. I don’t want a Ginger Chicken Set!”
“Sorry, sorry.. I’ll place a new order for you.”

“HOW CAN SHE NOT KNOW WHAT SHE ORDERED?? There’s a HUGE DIFFERENCE between Terriyaki & Ginger!!”

My friends tried to shush me. Bah! THAT STUPID WOMAN!! I know, I know.. the waitress is to be blamed for sending an order to the wrong table but STILL, that woman said YES! YES! when the waitress mentioned Chicken Terriyaki Set. How can someone be SO STUPID not knowing what she ordered for. DAMNIT! What kind of ancient woman is she? Not only she’s ancient, she also have this ultra thin tattooed brow that we makeup artist call “Anorexic Brow” and that just made her face looked more irritating!

There she was, enjoying MY CHICKEN TERRIYAKI. I hope she choked on the chicken. Grrrrrrr….!! She’s lucky I don’t have my camera or phone with me or she’ll be in this post today. Thank goodness I fed myself with Ebiko and Tempura earlier.. or I’ll be one very angry, hungry girl. – I might go to her table and rub the wasabi on her eyes! Maybe that’ll teach her to tell the difference between “Terriyaki” and “Ginger”..

My Chicken Terriyaki Set arrived 5 minutes later.

SCENE 4

Done eating, called for the bill and paid our food. I walked past that lady’s table, turned my back on her and brushed my ass on her table. HA! I felt much better then.

SYNOPSIS

* Never mess with a hungry girl.
* Know your orders well.
* Vengeance is bad, kids.