Of Retrenchment And OSIM

A friend dropped by for a chit-chat today, armed with the latest “update”.

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“Eh, have you heard.. C got retrenched from the bank!”

“Har? Another retrenchment?? I thought that was long ago?!”

“Ya laa.. quite long lar. But she bought a new car with the retrenchment money. I saw her in her brand new car.. sungguh bergaya!

“Wah.. no need to save, huh?”

“Alaa.. lots of money ma..”

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Moment of silence. Probably ada malaikat limpas. (an angel passes by)

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“Eh, I thought your neighbor works in the bank too?” she asked.

“Ya, why? He got retrenched too?!”

“How I know?!!! He’s your neighbor lah!”

..Just then, we saw a big truck bearing the logo OSIM arrived. Parked at the front gate beside my apartment. A worker came out, carrying an expensive OSIM massage chair to the “banker neighbor” next door. Probably cost RM10,000 that chair. I’m not sure.

“Maybe he got retrenched too…”

2:21 PM | Filed under: Blah Blah

13 Responses so far


Wow, what “retrenchment” benefits!



Hm. Let’s get retrenched!



Bah, punya siok gitu tu. Shopping truuuus!



Wow.. how nice.. *daydreams*



Cool! The company pays to get rid of employees :B



I’ve been re-trenched before and I never got a single thing, not even a stool !!!



i hope im not gonna be retrenched but sure hope to get the retrenched money!hehe



Ha!Ha! Wishfull thinking! U wouldn’t get a single cents wan First u will be transfer to ulu Sarawak to leave with orang utan. After a few day u can’t stand the orang utan, u resign on ur own. :P



Aiyah no need to be retrenched to get an OSIM chair, they now offer 0% installment bah!



what does it mean to be retrenched?



Erin : It’s like.. when a company decided to cut cost on their wage/salary allocation, they’ll fire some staff with some compensation. Something like that. :B I guess.



eh..i tot u commented this omg~ must be the slow line earlier…kekekeke gossip XD



lol it is what it is going to hapen to me soon…


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