.. because you’ll get a nightmare!
OK, maybe you’ll get a nightmare. You might. There’s a chance, you know.
Happened to me last night.
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It was Christmas and I was standing in front of the mirror trying out every dress I could find in the closet. Mom entered the room.
“Oh no. No, no, no.. you’re not wearing THAT!”
“Why not?!”
“It doesn’t look.. good on you. Try the white dress I got you the other day.”
“But I can’t find it anywhere! I think the amah stole it!”
“Shush! Just wear the black velvet dress instead. It makes you look slimmer.”
So, I wore the sexy black dress. And guess where did I go?
On a date!
OH.MY.GOODNESS.
If only you know WHO I went out with!! He is one of the blogger whose blog I visit almost on a daily basis. Gawd! I’m not gonna say who that man is - because he is MARRIED and I’m not gonna jeopardize his marriage simply because I went out on a date with him IN MY DREAM!!! (and by the way, that person is NOT PapaJoneh. LOL)
So.. back to my dream again.
This guy arrived at my house, sporting a red T-shirt. I can’t remember anything about his pants, but I’m pretty sure he was wearing one! I jumped into his mini car, a red Kancil with a huge smile on my face.
“Wow, look at you. You look beautiful today. New makeup?”
“Wah.. how’d you guess?”
“I’m a guy. Of course I know.”
Still all smiles from the praises from him, I pulled the safety belt to my side when he suddenly pinched my tummy.
“OH MY GOD, banyaknya *lunok kau!!”
“What do you mean lunok. Am I THAT fat??!!!”
This time, it was my turn to pinch my own tummy.
“Eii… you go back and look at the mirror lah!”
Hurt and angry, I barged out of his car back to my house. I ran into my bedroom and looked at the mirror.
There, staring back at me was a FAT figure dressed in a tight black velvet dress. And by fat, I mean VERY FAT. Like OBESE fat. It was really scary, I screamed!
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When I woke up, the first thing I did was turning on my Notebook and get online. Googled how to lose weight fast and got like hundreds of ways. Amongst the suggested list were: diet pills, colon cleanse, cabbage soup, slimming center and.. Taebo.
Well.. Billy Blank’s Taebo - here I come!
Disclaimer: I am NOT secretly dating or having any affair with the man mentioned in this post.
It was only a dream!
*lunok = Kadazan word for fat
15 Responses so far
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on 09.06.07 @ 11:00 pm
OMG ROFTL!!! Cindy.. this dream of yours is too funny! Papajoneh did crossed my mind but then I was wrong! Next time. Email me please.. who you went out with in your dreams. LOL
Cindy: I’ve sent ya an email. LOL
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on 09.06.07 @ 11:37 pm
Couldn’t be me though… I don’t think you even know how I look like.
Hahah!
Cindy: Ya lar.. all these while also I’ve only seen your “eyes”.
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on 09.07.07 @ 12:15 am
Cindy: Eh??
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on 09.07.07 @ 12:38 am
OMG! That’s hilarious! Apa la ko pikir ni sampai termimpi like that! Hahaha.. I wonder who that guy is? Having the nerve to pinch your lemak!! hahaha.. I would have punched any guy pinching my babat! Luckily it was just a dream….
Good luck on your Taebo! Don’t give up k, like Ann! She told me she gave up..
Cindy: LOL really?! Ann gave up?? Hahahaha!
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on 09.07.07 @ 1:22 am
ROTFLOL! hahahahahahhahaha…
I wonder now that I have blog hopped to your site what will I dream of tonight. Hmmmm.. maybe something about taebo or having lots of lunok!
Oh gosh.. I still can’t stop laughing lah cindy! So funny your dream. Hahahaahahaaa..
I recently dreamt that my sister kahwin Superman. I think that’s because I watched Justice League before going to bed. Baru tu, me pula yang pakai wedding gown. So weird!
Cindy: Wah!! Kahwin Superman?! That one lagi hebat! Hahahaha.. but he, how come YOU pulak yang pakai wedding gown? LOL!
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on 09.07.07 @ 1:25 am
hahahaha…. who is that la. and…usually ppl cant make up their dream after they wake up… u can actually recall the conversation? hmmmmmm…..
Cindy: That dream was really scary, I could remember the details!
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on 09.07.07 @ 3:54 am
lol lol thanks god it was only a dream ( A NIGHTMARE, actually! ) so you don’t have to worry anymore about the diet and how to loose weight
Cindy: LOL yeah, thank goodness for that! ..but I still need to shed some pounds.
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on 09.07.07 @ 7:05 am
LOL! This is too funny! I thot of PapaJoneh too
Dunno y?? That sexy tight black velvet dress sure is lovely. It is his loss, whoever the guy is! Never mind that it was only a dream… hehehe
Cindy: LOL, I knew people would thought him to be PapaJoneh, hence why I state that it wasn’t him.
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on 09.07.07 @ 8:53 am
lol~ omg~ i had a dream about something black and white…no, it’s not dress, it’s umbrella!!!! victorian type of umbrella hahahha it was funny…i think i was in fantasy land XD victorian style *rofl~
Cindy: Black umbrella? You listened to Rihanna’s “Umbrella” song too much is it..? *heehee*
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on 09.07.07 @ 4:34 pm
Cindy, that was by far the funniest posting I read today. I simply couldn’t stop laughing when I read it … LOL! Going on a date and getting you stomach pinched and told you were fat … man, that was hilarious la!
Cindy: Glad it made you laugh! Twas a bad “date” anyway… LOL
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on 09.07.07 @ 8:13 pm
oh dear, i lol-ed reading this post. Like, its really funny, I mean it. Hahahhaha
Cindy: Okaaaay… you kinda sound like Paris Hilton now..
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on 09.07.07 @ 8:31 pm
Haha! That’s quite funny la. Anyways, I’m in the look out for that “it” black dress. In real life.
Cindy: There’s a few “it” black dress at Guess? I saw.. but sometimes, boutiques have a few unique and sexy black dress too. Good luck in your search, Em.
Keep us posted!
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on 09.08.07 @ 12:19 am
Thanks Cindy for the email.
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on 09.08.07 @ 10:57 am
Aikssssssssss……..
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on 09.11.07 @ 1:32 am
Alamak!!!!
Patutlah sia terbatuk-batuk tengah feeding baby milk. sini pulak sebab dia. Hahahaha. Adakah saya pulak. Hahaha. Tapi memang Cindy best friend saya. Aiiikkk.. funny pulak cakap malay trus…
bah email sia juga… SIAPA!?!
Feel like saying something? Say lah.. :P