The Spams In My Email Are Getting Ridiculous

I’d normally just delete all the spam emails, but at times, I’d go through it too. Well you know, sometimes the emails aint that smart.. they tend to send my friends’ email into the Spam Inbox.

Anyway, there’s this email from a “Myrna” that says:

“Mine is bigger than yours.”

I was like WTF? How the heck did she know my boob size?!! And I hate it when people “categorize” my boobs, ok. It’s already smaller than it should be and I don’t need anyone to remind me that. -_-”

…so I clicked on the email lar…

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-_- Nevermind. I don’t have a male organ.

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