I’m Gonna Be Around

…because I’m still around! -only I’ll be spending most of my time watching the Olympic games. And since I’m turning myself into a couch potato, I don’t think I have time to drag myself to buy a new card reader — that means no photos to show and less time to blog or blog hop — at least for a couple of weeks.

HOWEVER

I leave you with another joke that I’m pretty sure would make you laugh your *cough* off. :รพ

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doctor said he’d invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favour for it, so the doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

As the labour progressed, however, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. After a while, though, the husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked his blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him, and the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic and they were allowed to leave the hospital that evening. When they arrived home, they found the milkman dead on their doorstep.

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12 Responses so far »

  1. tulipspeaks MonsterID Icon tulipspeaks says:

    eh.. watching olympic or drolling over micheal phelps? :P

    anyway, do support our badminton ace.. men singles final this sunday!

    ammu.

    August 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

  2. Kay Kastum MonsterID Icon Kay Kastum says:

    Wah kah kah! Good one this one

    August 17th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

  3. papajoneh MonsterID Icon papajoneh says:

    bikin panas ni.. hahahahhahahaa
    kesian the hubby :(

    August 18th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  4. Nessa MonsterID Icon Nessa says:

    At first I didn’t get the joke, then it hit me!! Poor, poor milkman. Imagine the severe labor pains he had to go thru while distributing milk.. sampai dia gol! Aduh…

    August 18th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  5. kaDusMama MonsterID Icon kaDusMama says:

    hahaha!!! rupanya bapanya si milkman!! Chis sungguh!!

    August 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

  6. flodawn MonsterID Icon flodawn says:

    :B funny d joke! Yeah me trying to follow d Olympic too. But keep missing my fav event :x the Gymnastics. Only caught a bit of the men’s.
    But the Russian vaulter, Yelena Isinbaeva, was impressive last night!!

    August 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

  7. MimieLuv MonsterID Icon MimieLuv says:

    salah bapa tu.. buahhaha.. silaka… notti notti jugak..

    August 20th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

  8. Acom MonsterID Icon Acom says:

    *LAUGHS LIKE HELL*

    Oh I like!

    August 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pm

  9. Shemah MonsterID Icon Shemah says:

    hahahahahaahahah!! Kurang asam tul!!

    Anyways, I’ve been practically glued to watch the Olympics too! Ever since swimming and badminton were done, I’ve been catching all others.. athletics especially. Today, I was on my feet watching table tennis! LOL! :)

    August 23rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm

  10. Xander MonsterID Icon Xander says:

    now thats’ just wicked-sick’ funny…hehehe…the milkman, poor guy or ‘lucky’ guy? not sure…hahaha!!

    August 25th, 2008 at 7:14 am

  11. blusher MonsterID Icon blusher says:

    Cindy dear, even if you ever turn into a couch potato, you’ll be the sexiest couch potato around ;)

    August 27th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  12. ArMs MonsterID Icon ArMs says:

    Punyala that joke haahahaa… Curang punya bini;D

    btw, if they ever invented such machine, for sure all soon-to-be-mummies will want to purchase that heehe:B

    August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

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