Momma told me not to talk to strangers. But if you REALLY have an important question to ask, give it a shot. I might reply.

Chances of reply are HIGHER if you donate to my Vacation Fund

Alternate ways to contact me:

1. Smoke
North, North, East, South

2. Flare Gun
Shoot 3 times

PS: If you don’t hear anything from me in 3 days, there’s 3 reasons WHY.

i. Your mail went to my Spam Inbox (blame my email provider..)
ii. I’m away on a holiday
iii. I don’t like you